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Oct. 25th, 2007
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to
leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country and did a poor job of it, Thank you very much !
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat
on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but
need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country . . . or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose
all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders
are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that >> they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Oregonian is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something in which to wrap it.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like
their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to
leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country and did a poor job of it, Thank you very much !
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat
on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but
need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country . . . or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose
all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders
are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that >> they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Oregonian is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something in which to wrap it.
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Oct. 25th, 2007 08:06 amНовости и анонсы 2 октября 2007 в 04:57
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Здравствуйте, Elina!
ЗВЁЗДЫ МУЖСКОГО СТРИПТИЗА В БРУКЛИНЕ!
Эротическое шоу только для девушек в ночном клубе Распутин в четверг, 4 октября. Лучшие стриптизёры Нью-Йорка. До 10 вечера вход бесплатный.
Начало шоу в 10. После 10 вход $20.
Музыка от DJ Pushkin, DJ Shorty NYC и DJ Alex Kofman.
Парней пускают только в полночь.
Ресторан Распутин. 2670 Coney Island Avenue (corner Avenue X), Brooklyn, NY.
Справки и заказ столиков по телефону 718-332-8111.