Peace talks now impossible due to Obama's injury

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After Obama suffered an elbow hit to his face during a basketball game, he now needs 12 stitches to his lip. This could not come at a more inopportune time since North Korea has already bent over with it's pants down waiting for a loving peck from dear leader on both cheeks. Peace talks from Obama are now on hold and the Korean crises will only continue to escalate and spin out of control. The U.S. can now only sit on the sidelines and watch U.S. relations plummet around the world while Dear Leader's career crippling injury heals.

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