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Nov. 24th, 2010
very funny
Nov. 24th, 2010 02:18 amAvital (instead of going to bed early) gave me a link http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/. I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
Dear Atheists,
Oh man, you guys are screwed.
Sincerely, God
Dear People of the world,
We have finally developed a car that can run on water. But the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Sincerely, the Scientists at BP
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy...
Sincerely, the Mayans.
Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared.
Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans.
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985.
Dear Monday,
Can we reschedule?
Sincerely, Sunday Night.
Dear Atheists,
Oh man, you guys are screwed.
Sincerely, God
Dear People of the world,
We have finally developed a car that can run on water. But the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Sincerely, the Scientists at BP
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy...
Sincerely, the Mayans.
Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared.
Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans.
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph.
Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985.
Dear Monday,
Can we reschedule?
Sincerely, Sunday Night.
Jellyfish (Meduzot)
Nov. 24th, 2010 08:40 pm
Авиталь выдала мне ссылку на этот фильм с русскими субтитрами, которые мне почти не понадобились. Трогательный, грустный, но в то же время местами сюрреалистичный фильм, в котором жизни героев пересекаются ненавязчиво, иногда на мгновения. Замечательные актеры. Хорошее чувство юмора. Здорово. Событие для израильского кино. Геру Сэндлера я помню из "Между строк". Он мне и там понравился.