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Nov. 11th, 2008 03:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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APPLE ANNOUNCEMENT
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The i-Tit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.