a politically correct joke for Mr. antidos

[elinka]

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

Comments

[antidos.livejournal.com]

Sure, we don't need a president or a prime minister. They are waste of time and resources.

Let's maybe have a king ? At least kings are not elected :)

[elinka.livejournal.com]

It's not time for a king yet. First tikun olam, then Moshiah-king. :-)

[mrs-paramon.livejournal.com]

I think you should replace Barack Obama with Jerry Springer, just to be on the safe side :-)

[elinka.livejournal.com]

lol, can I just add Jerry Springer to the list? I don't want to be on the safe side anymore.

[phobos-il.livejournal.com]

А цифра в 156 млн. - не устаревшая ли часом?

[elinka.livejournal.com]

Возможно, но не в этом дело :-)

[phobos-il.livejournal.com]

Просто иногда одну и ту же идею анекдота передирают в разные ситуации, на совершенно других людей, не всегда подходящих по смыслу.

[elinka.livejournal.com]

Да, именно так. Но в данном случае всё подходит, ну может цифра подкачала. Господину antidosу не понравилась предыдущая шутка похожего содержания, вот я и подсуетилась. :-)