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"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens".

Ben Stein
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Hot toy for 2010 Christmas. Only $9.99 + tax ($199.95)
elinka: (obama3)
Объяснения, т.к. некоторым еще не понятно что нас ждет в 2013-м.

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[livejournal.com profile] systemity порадовал:

И вновь продолжается бой
И сердцу тревожно в груди
Обама ещё молодой,
А всё у него позади!
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"Уважаемый президент США Барак Обама!

Пишет Вам слесарь Кирово-Чепецкого мотороллерного завода Онищенко Федор Иванович. Спешу сообщить, что разыскиваемый Вами Усама бен Ладен в настоящее время скрывается по месту жительства моей тещи, Самохиной Антонины Степановны (члена "Аль-Каеды" с 1950 года) - город Торжок, улица Цветочная, дом 10, квартира 7.
Прошу помочь с бомбардировками.
Заранее благодарен
P.S. По первому требованию готов сообщить в какое время она бывает дома".
elinka: (obama3)
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
David Letterman

a test

Apr. 28th, 2010 10:27 pm
elinka: (web)
Polechka sent me this test.

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.


You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar. You suddenly realize who they are.

It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take
them under forever.

You have two options:

You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people.

Here's the question - and please give an honest answer... Here's the question - and please give an honest answer... )


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