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You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
David Letterman

Date: 2010-07-16 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] art-of-arts.livejournal.com
своевременно, остроумно, в самую точку!

Date: 2010-07-16 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elinka.livejournal.com
Да, и это представители либерального Голливуда (ну или около).

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