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Кое-кто, не буду показывать пальцем и называть мужа по имени все время ищет позитив в нынешнем президенте и его творчестве. Поэтому иногда мне приходится прочитать что пишут умные люди, хотя и в New York Times.

We’re well into the Obama era, but neither his allies nor his enemies can quite get a fix on exactly what our 44th president really represents.

Наш рулевой, кажется, свихнулся , повернувшись к Израилю задом, но зато к России передом.

"Russian leaders will take good care not to appear to the Muslim and Arab world as Iran's enemy or a trading and diplomatic partner who reneges on its commitments.

Our Washington sources note the Obama administration cleverly presented its surrender to Moscow as an upgrade and reorganization of US missile defenses into a more advanced, faster, and deadlier system. "

Вот это уж слишком. Объявление в маленькой Пеннсильванской газете.

from http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2583



* Statue of Liberty renamed "Statue of Government"

* Attorney-General Ayers rolls out "Adopt a Capitalist Pig" program, in which proletarian recipient of reparation payments can select donor

* Microsoft moves its last U.S. facility to Shanghai; CNN slams "the Bush economic legacy"

* President Murtha orders provisional withdrawal of U.S. troops from pacified sectors of Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming

* Vermont man beaten to death by angry mob for placing aluminum can in paper recycling bin

* New York Rangers goalie struck in mammary gland by flying puck; sues opposing male player for sexual harassment

* Vermont man beaten to death by angry mob for placing aluminum can in paper recycling bin

* Saudis unhappy with allotment of only 50 seats in Congress; threaten to pull plug on financing of Democrat Party

* Debate continues in Congress over national family income limit; Sen. Joe-the-Plumber (R-Ohio) argues that $20K may be too low

* Saudis unhappy with allotment of only 50 seats in Congress; threaten to pull plug on financing of Democrat Party

* New York Rangers goalie struck in mammary gland by flying puck; sues opposing male player for sexual harassment

* World Court nullifies U.S. Constitution's Fourteenth "Equal Protection" Amendment, alleging it conflicts with right of oppressed to seek compensation

* Obama memoirs added to reading list of Harvard's "Great Texts of Western Civilization" course

* Man eaten alive by work of art at Brooklyn Museum's "Living Animal Collage" exhibit

* Time Magazine's "Victim of the Year" award goes to a paraplegic pygmy lesbian retarded Muslim domestically-abused welfare mother with breast cancer and AIDS

* Proliferation of icebergs in northern Atlantic threatens shipping; Al Gore blames secret ice-making machine in basement of Fox News

* Greenpeace apologizes for death of 26 children after cute orphaned polar bears were released on Puget Sound

* Farmer in Scotland sentenced to five years in prison for insulting burglar's choice of firearm

* 300 American tourists rounded up and shot in Indonesia; Secretary of State Reid dispatched to Jakarta to engage in "constructive dialogue"

* Canadian Human Rights Commission rules that a f_ee pre_s is d_ngerous f_r the pe_ple

* Boston City Council mandates that geographic distribution of restaurants must be proportional to percentage of each ethnic group in population

* French President Mohammed Abu-Gauche deports Parisian gay pride protesters to San Francisco

* Another glass ceiling shattered: The transgendered Micronesian field marshal, Fudgadunga Flukaka, appointed secretary-general of the United Nations

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

Моим детям не показывать. Сразу в сторонников БО перейдут.

From my mailbox.



Obituaries

American Democracy passed away November 4, 2008 at age 221. She was born September 17, 1787 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She had been attacked on September 11, 2001 by terrorists, but had been recovering rather well, with no additional foreign attacks. The final assault came from within. She had recently been weakened by brutal attacks of deception, greed, corruption, home grown terrorists like William Ayres, and voter fraud disguised as ACORN, .

A transfusion of patriotic blood, from a man that had previously shed his blood for her, was recommended, but denied to her by many liberals.

Dr. O, also known as "The One" was called in to administer aid, he had made many claims, that were far beyond his qualifications. Since he had only 143 days of training, and had never attempted this procedure before, he sliced through her heart, causing her immediate death.

She was a loving mother to her many children. She adopted many, many children looking for freedom and justice. She was known worldwide for her fairness and generosity. She leaves behind a grieving population. She will be greatly missed by all her children who respected her values, those who have always been proud to be an American.

Memorial services will be held November 11, 2008 across the country

Thought you might like to see an advance version of the BO bumper sticker, due to be released Wednesday November 5th.
( beware )

"Mom, I want to see it all red!"
"Don't we all?"