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Avital's FB status:

"Sooo the REAL obstacle to peace in the Middle East is the group of Odessa/Moscow-born engineers, pianists and babushkas, now living in Haifa and Ashdod?
Oh phew. I thought it was the jihad-screaming face-masked shahids who call for Israel's and America's destruction. Glad Mr. Clinton cleared that up for us."

Just to clarify things, here are the Top Ten Signs you are at the
Clinton/ Mezvinsky Wedding!

10. The glass broken at the end of ceremony has a Presidential seal
9. Defcon1 alert called in when the couple gets lifted up on chairs
8. It's separate seating: Republicans and Democrats
7. Secret Service codename for the Mezvinskys: "The Mach-a-tanim" (jewish for in-laws)
6. Pretty sure you just saw Jimmy Carter dancing the Horah
5. Blessing over the Challah is made by the Secretary of Agriculture
4. Hope to G-d that Bill isn't wearing the same yarmulke he wore at the Rabin funeral
3. Nothing cooler than CIA agents using the words: Shmorg, Chuppah, Yichud room
2. Dancing with the Stars: Bill & Hilary dance the Mezinka!
1. When wishing Mazal tov, someone confuses Mezvinsky with Lewinsky!